Write the book you want to read

That was some good advice I got from my lovely friend and fellow author, Caroline Batten. I’d been to stay with her (look out for that post shortly) and after a bit of a chat, an idea was hatched for a new book. I’d had a bit of a panic because the main character loves sex. Yes, yes, I know we all do, but it’s different when you’re writing.

Back in the day, a heap of chick-lit books revolved around sex. Casual, mostly, until Mr Charming came along and swept the heroine off her feet. Mine is a bit more topical and less chick-lit, but one of the main characters gets down and dirty in the opening chapter with someone she’s only just met. On Tinder. And therein laid my problem.

I don’t write erotica, no – just no – props to erotica writers but I just can’t do it, it’s bloody tough! But I do want to write about someone normal, who happens to like getting laid. I spoke about the plot outline with two male friends at the weekend and they all said ‘NO!’. You can’t possibly write about a female who likes casual sex, it’s offputting. One of these guys is one of my best boy mates and always gives good advice, but I struggled with this view. They’re not my target audience, I admit, but while I disagreed, it did get me thinking about whether it would be too much for some.

The main character in question is Claire, Sarah’s sister in Together Apart. I always wanted to develop her a bit more and give her a story of her own, and this idea seems perfect. But it’s difficult enough trying to get your own fan base when you’re a writer – the last thing we want is to alienate people because of subject matter. But then again, how many books do people read and wish it could have been just a bit more? A bit more different, a bit more daring, a bit more real.

After speaking to Caroline, she told me to get a grip and write the book I want to read. And this is the kind of book Iwant to read – something REAL. It’s what I’ve always set out to do, with Together Apart and with Heart Shaped Bruise. Probably not much point in changing what I’m doing now!

Trainspotting

I love trains. They’re probably my favourite mode of transport after driving. If I could take a train to Australia, I so would and in fact, I read somewhere that China have started building some kind of tunnel for a train to go all the way to the states. How cool! Now, I’m not an actual trainspotter, that’s not my bag, but I appreciate what they do. I appreciate the way they look, and how they’re infintely more comfortable than, say, planes, which make me feel like I might drop out of the sky at any given moment, so I thought I’d dedicate this post to the awesomeness that are trains and how I’ve fared on them so far when it comes to travelling.

France

Yes, that place again. In 2012, I was constantly on trains going to Marseille from London. A 2.5hr journey on the Eurostar, followed by about 3.5 hours from Paris to Marseille. Now. The Eurostar. I first took it around 2005 and was a bit unimpressed. I’d imagined something like the Orient Express (now that I would love to experience) but it was a bit shabbier than I was prepared for. Apparently, you need to travel first class where you get champagne and foot massages and all kinds of wonderful things. In France itself, I was blown away when I saw their double decker metro trains. Why don’t we have them in London? Think of how much roomier the commute would be! And it’s fun, being able to walk upstairs on a train (or is that just me?). Yes, some are dated and shabby, but who cares? Too cool.

The TGV’s were double decker too and I just loved the approach into Marseille, one of my favourite cities in France. Stepping off the train into blazing heat and knowing I’d travelled from London to practically the mediterranean…do it! You must! If only to experience the sing song announcements from the French train information centre.

Japan

Oh, what to say. Where to begin? Possibly the best trains I’ve ever been on. The train from Tokyo Narita airport was awesome, simply for the fact that the seats all turn around so everyone is forward facing. No backwards travel sickness happening there! The metro I was a bit disappointed with, mainly because it was older than I expected and despite staying in the business district of Shinjuku, I didn’t get to see that crazy business – you know, the ones filmed on YouTube where people are literally shoved into the carriage. What I did like though, was that the drivers wore white gloves and proper uniforms, with hats. Very tidy.

But, by far and away, the best bit of the entire trip was the bullet trains. If you’re a foreign national, you can get a Japan Rail pass that basically allows you unlimited train travel for a set period of days. You can only get it in your country of origin, so you need to sort it out before you leave, but it is sooooo worth it. Not only were the trains beautiful, but the g-force was pretty cool. I remember bouncing along when I went to the toilet, it was that quick. Plus, the views on the way west towards Kyoto were awesome, including a close up of Mount Fuji.

India

It just has to be done. India is bloody huge and it’s expensive to fly from destination to destination as opposed to the train. A 1500km trip cost me £7 -bargain! Ok, so it’s not luxury. At least, it wasn’t in sleeper class, but it was fun. I was scared out of my pants if I’m honest, having heard a million nightmare stories, so I genuinely didn’t know what to expect. Apparently, I was lucky both times because it was relatively quiet. Busy (some people sleeping on the floor) but quiet.Well, apart from the girl who spent most of her time vomiting out of the window, bless her socks. A few tips:

  • In sleeper class, you get to choose between a lower, middle or upper berth, and I would recommend you take an upper berth, reason being that during the day, the bottom berth is used as a seat and the middle one is folded down. The upper one is left well alone, so you can chillax to your heart’s content.
  • Take a pair of shoes/flip flops you don’t care about, same goes for clothes, cos it’s not the cleanest of places
  • Take some kind of blanket, better yet a sleeping bag liner. My silk one came in handy because at night, it was bloody freezing, and like I said, it wasn’t all that clean
  • I’d go for a fan carriage than an A/C one. Yes, it’s hot during the day but the windows are fully open and there are no doors on the train, so fresh air usually circulates
  • On the subject of air, take some fragrant smelling essential oil to dab on a scarf or something because, man alive, there are some sections of Indian countryside that hummed to high heaven for a good few minutes. And you know its bad when the Indian’s themselves are covering their noses
  • Try the food. It cost something like 70p for a biryani and it was one of the best I’d tasted
  • Take some toilet tissue. Because there just isn’t any
  • Book your ticket well in advance. Otherwise, you’ll have to wait til the day before to get a ticket through the thadkal system (think I’ve spelled it right) which involves queuing for ages in the hope of getting a ticket in a specially held quota for foreigners to where you want to go.

Thailand

After India, the Thai train system was an absolute dream. I used http://www.seat61.com for all the info I needed and never looked back. They were so unbelievably clean and with two berths instead of three. Again, I chose an upper berth and I slept a full 8 hours. There was a mattress with real sheets! And a real pillow! And a real blanket! And a curtain for privacy! You can see why I was excited. Other great additions were dedicated spaces for your bags that you can secure with a chain, and the toilets were all super clean with about 5 basins with SOAP. Heavenly. The only downside was that they come and turn the upper berth down and the lower berth into two chairs, so you pretty much have to be awake for that. It didn’t bother me, but if you’re someone who’s going to go and get wasted in the restaurant car, be prepared for an awakening. Speaking of, I’d highly recommend taking dinner or breakfast in the restaurant car instead of in your berth. It’s nice, usually with music or a film and obviously, you meet people too. In fact, I found that I met more travellers on the Thai trains than in India. Oh, and try not to be too rigid with your travel plans because they were horrifically off schedule every time. Apparently a 4 hour delay is quite normal – luckily mine weren’t quite that bad!

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Man, I love trains. Might actually look at inter-railing, I’ll be in heaven! Have a nice weekend all!

x

Midweek Meltdown – Odesza, How Did I Get Here?

Artist: Odesza

Track: How Did I Get Here

Album: Summers Gone

I’m so into this kind of lazy, sexy, summery, chillled vibe right now! And I love, love this song. The vocals are like some kind of weird, airy mesh of gorgeousness. Perfect for hot BBQ days!

If you’ve got any music recommendations, please send them my way! You can also check out my previous weeks’ tracks by going to the Midweek Meltdown tab above, follow the playlist on YouTube or follow me on Spotify

Enjoy!

Book Piracy is a thing, apparently

If you’re my age or older, you might remember things called video tapes. And, you might remember (not sure about US audiences here), a short, usually gritty style ‘advert’ about video piraters. They’d be sat in a dingy room somewhere, making copies of the latest film and then selling them on a market stall. And then, there’d be a booming male voice that said:

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Joke. That just made me laught. What it actually said was:

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Let’s all be real here, pirating happens on the daily. Sites like Pirate Bay exist solely for this but I’m not about to wade into whether it’s wrong or right, justified or not. I always thought piracy was more about films and music, but this week, my friend, the lovely Brooke Harris, found her book on a book pirating site. I didn’t even know these things existed.

Of course, it’s easy to be biased. My book was free for five days and now it retails at 99c/77p – hardly bank breaking amounts. Would I be pissed off if it was being pirated on a website? Probably, yes. Was I shocked and disturbed when Brooke told us about what she’d found? Absolutely.

Writers know how hard it is to write. To take the simple idea of story and actually turn it into one. To flesh out characters, to say goodbye to your social life, husband, kids, whatever when that spark ignites. To try not to cry at editing or formatting. To get people to know your book exists and then to part ways with money for it. To deal with online trolls and bullies. But………

It’s less than a dollar or a pound. I mean, really? Back in the day, a video was a tenner. A CD more than that. But a kindle book from a self-published author?

I’m not sure I can overturn my bias on this one. And I don’t usually do bias.

What are your views? I’d love to know what everyone else thinks about it – I had zero idea that this kind of thing even happened. Maybe I’ve just lived a sheltered life!

And, do check out Brooke Harris and her sexy book, Rules of Harte. It’s super hot, probably NSFW unless you have a little bit of privacy and it won’t dent your bank balance  because right now, to take these piraters down to size, it’s free! I’m hoping to get her on for a guest blog post soon, too.

Download it on Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk and follow her on Twitter: @BrookeHarris_

Festival Winning!

Ok, so it looks like my next trip abroad won’t be for Vipassana, but it’ll still be in Spain. I won tickets on Xfm to the Benicassim Festival – OMG. I’ve wanted to go for a good couple of years but never got round to it. Now, I will. Squeal.

So, I know it’s not exactly a ‘travel’ post, but I will be travelling to my destination by flight. And, I need help. What does one take festivalling? I have no idea whatsoever and I think I need more than just a bikini. It’s festival season now, with Glastonbury kicking off as we speak, and it seems that everywhere I look, people are buying tents, sun loungers and cool boxes. I must admit, while I entered the competition,  I was in no way prepared to actually win the bloody thing and since I’m trying to save for my next trip, I really don’t want to spending heaps on things I don’t need.

Glamping I most definitely will not be. Well, I’d like to but let’s face it, it’d cost way too much. But, then again, I don’t want to do this either.

 

I really don’t wanna end up like that!

Any ideas? Have any of you been to Beni before?